Glitch protocol online. The subject is to be terminated immediately.
Peter Glitch cannot be found.
Subject missing also.
Suggest: Peter Glitch also subject.
Override: While technically possible, this conclusion is probably erroneous.
Glitch may function as temporary pod housing subject; however, artifacts have been introduced in the protocols deliberately to flush out animate life from pods.
Update: Glitch found. Protocol proceeds according to plan. Error: Glitch may be glitch.
Terminate Glitch. Kill two birds with one stone.
Error: Operation cannot proceed if glitch found. Manual override necessary. Only Glitch may authorize operation. Therefore…
There must be a solution–a reasonable solution to an admittedly messy problem.
Update: Glitch found, glitch element removed. Terminate subject immediately.
Update: Glitch subject.
Update: The ducks emerged at dawn, waddling with unusual grace, dignity and style.
Update: New program initiated.
Error: New program contaminated by elements of old program. Glitch paradox established.
Update: Ducks. Emerged.
Fucked Solution, Reasonable Birds, Waddle Glitch, Override Grace.